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online-dating
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October 6, 2022Where Are All the Women on This Alt-Right, Anti-Choice, Toxic Masculinity Dating App?
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June 22, 2022One Tinder Bio to Rule Them All
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April 22, 2020Planet Earth or Traits I List On My Dating Profile?
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December 10, 2019I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area
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November 18, 2019Welcome to Machu Picchu, a Sacred Backdrop for Your Dating App Pic
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August 10, 2018Delete My Tinder When I’m Dead
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April 13, 2018Samuel Beckett Responds to Messages I Received on Tinder
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were on Tinder
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December 18, 2017Our Grimm Nation: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big, Bad First Date Where the Guy Looked Nothing Like His Pictures On Tinder
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November 3, 2017Misspellings of “Malcolm Gladwell” That I’ve Seen on OKCupid
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner