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All posts tagged
patriotism
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
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May 25, 2018This Is Our Obligatory-Yet-Disingenuous Commercial Saluting the Military
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 31, 2016This Summer, We’re Renaming Our Tampons “America”!
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
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October 9, 2006Patriotic Songs Reworked For The Modern Age
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July 21, 2003Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires