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patriotism
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
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May 25, 2018This Is Our Obligatory-Yet-Disingenuous Commercial Saluting the Military
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June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
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May 31, 2016This Summer, We’re Renaming Our Tampons “America”!
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August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
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March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
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October 9, 2006Patriotic Songs Reworked For The Modern Age
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July 21, 2003Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner