McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
patriotism
-
June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
-
July 4, 2019Why “The Star Spangled Banner” Should Be Replaced by Mastodon’s “Crusher Destroyer” as Our National Anthem
-
May 25, 2018This Is Our Obligatory-Yet-Disingenuous Commercial Saluting the Military
-
June 30, 2017Amongst the Liberal Elite: Patriotism Amongst the Liberal Elite
-
May 31, 2016This Summer, We’re Renaming Our Tampons “America”!
-
August 9, 2012Let’s Bring Those Guinness Records Back Home to America
-
March 30, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Patridiotic
-
October 10, 2006Patriotic Songs Reworked For The Modern Age
-
July 21, 2003Recent Unpatriotic Thoughts: Canadian Edition
Trending 🔥
-
January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
-
January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
-
January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
-
January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
Recently
-
January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
-
January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
-
January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
-
January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday