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philosophers
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner