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philosophers
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December 20, 2024Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday