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philosophers
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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February 1, 2022Other Quotes GOP Congressmen Wrongly Attributed to Philosophers
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December 22, 2021Sophocles’s A Christmas Story
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February 25, 2021Famous Philosophers in Quarantine
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires