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All posts tagged
professors
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January 23, 2025Faculty Fight Night
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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August 21, 2023Congratulations on Your New Academic Position of Assistant Professor of Annual Reviews, Merit Reviews, Peer Reviews, Student Evaluations, Tenure Review, Post-Tenure Review, and [Your Discipline]
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?
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December 9, 2022Emily Dickinson’s Evaluation Rubric for a Tenure-Track Position at Her Liberal Arts College
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July 15, 2022Prayer of the Assistant Professor Going up for Tenure
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January 19, 2022I Drank from the Wrong Holy Grail and Now I’m an Adjunct Professor of Comparative Literature