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resignations
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August 12, 2021An Anonymous Letter Defending Alec Baldwin’s Defense of Andrew Cuomo That Was Definitely Not Written by Alec Baldwin
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August 11, 2021I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become a Distraction
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January 8, 2021An Annotated Guide to Trump’s Cabinet Members’ Resignations
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July 30, 2019Puerto Ricans Are Ready and Available to Help Force Trump’s Resignation
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March 15, 2019An Open Letter to My Family Announcing My Resignation from Motherhood
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June 27, 2018Why I Am Resigning From My Technology Company and Keeping All the Money
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April 12, 2018GOP Retirement Announcement Template
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September 29, 2017Why I Am Firing the Necromancer in Charge of Health and Human Services
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March 22, 2017Agent Cody Banks Steps Down from the CIA
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June 12, 2015Conversation Resignation Letter
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires