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robots
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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October 18, 2023As CEO of BattleBots, I Assure You There’s Almost No Danger of the Robots Becoming Self-Aware and Killing Us
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July 14, 2023Why Yes, This Human Internment Camp Did Used to Be a Topgolf
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June 13, 2023A Roomba’s Positive Affirmations
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October 14, 2022A Voter’s Guide to the 2050 Election, Written by Your New Robot Overlords
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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July 14, 2021Captcha’d and Released
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June 15, 2021I Forced a Bot to Read 1,000 Emails, Press Releases, and Social Media Posts from Republican Leaders and Then Asked It to Create Its Own Message
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March 31, 2021Am I a Twitter Bot or a Real Amazon Employee? The Answer is Yes!
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally