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All posts tagged
sex
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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September 30, 2024You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage
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July 25, 2024So, What Are the Logistics Behind the Apocalypse Orgy?
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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September 14, 2023I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
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August 30, 2023A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator
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August 4, 2023Famous Taglines That Have No Sexual Innuendo Whatsoever
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July 31, 2023This Summer, I’m Gonna Totally Bang Emily Dickinson
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel