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All posts tagged
sex
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December 19, 2024An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her
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November 19, 2024The Story of the First No-Nut November
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September 30, 2024You Kids Don’t Understand Real Marriage
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July 25, 2024So, What Are the Logistics Behind the Apocalypse Orgy?
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September 19, 2023A Review by the Couple That Only Rented This Airbnb to Bang
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September 14, 2023I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
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August 30, 2023A Few Words from Your AI-Powered Vibrator
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August 4, 2023Famous Taglines That Have No Sexual Innuendo Whatsoever
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July 31, 2023This Summer, I’m Gonna Totally Bang Emily Dickinson
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March 31, 2023How an Evangelical Homeschooler Learns Sex Ed
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes