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All posts tagged
steroids
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August 2, 2023I’m a Four-Year-Old on Prednisone, and I’m About to Bench Press this Power Wheels
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November 29, 2021Wake Up, You are Joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe and You Need to Start Taking Steroids Right Now
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December 12, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
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February 27, 2013Banned Performance Enhancing Substances in Literary Competitions
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September 13, 2011Thereof On Steroids
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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July 24, 2008Please Allow Sylvester Stallone a Few Words on Behalf of the Polar Bear
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February 15, 2008Fragments From Mcnamee! The Musical
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August 31, 2007Steroids Are Ruining The Comics Page
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas