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All posts tagged
surveys
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December 23, 2020Thank You for Choosing Manger Health Systems for the Birth of Your Savior
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March 4, 2020A Debrief On the Results of Our Lifeboat Satisfaction Survey
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February 12, 2019This Is a Survey of the Surveyed
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November 26, 2018An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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July 19, 2018Please Take This Short Survey About Your Spanish Inquisition Experience
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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June 7, 2016If You Take My Survey, I’ll Let You Watch Me Cut My Finger Off
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 16, 2010Happy Slappy Fun Time Customer Survey
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday