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All posts tagged
surveys
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December 23, 2020Thank You for Choosing Manger Health Systems for the Birth of Your Savior
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March 4, 2020A Debrief On the Results of Our Lifeboat Satisfaction Survey
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February 12, 2019This Is a Survey of the Surveyed
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November 26, 2018An Artist Takes Her Alumni Career Survey
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November 15, 2018As a Walking Demographic, Here’s My Opinion
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July 19, 2018Please Take This Short Survey About Your Spanish Inquisition Experience
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February 7, 2018Please Take Five Minutes to Fill Out This Survey On Yesterday’s Make Out
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June 7, 2016If You Take My Survey, I’ll Let You Watch Me Cut My Finger Off
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January 21, 2015The Cephalopod Monster Secretly Living in Your Attic Requests That You Take this Brief Survey
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March 16, 2010Happy Slappy Fun Time Customer Survey
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead