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October 13, 2022

An Expert’s Guide to Your First Tattoo by Me, a Person with a Single Tiny Tattoo

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 28, 2022

It Isn’t Misinformation If It’s Phrased as a Series of Completely Unhinged Rhetorical Questions

by Carlos Greaves
June 7, 2018

Social Settings Where It’s Okay to Talk About Your Chinese Symbol Tattoo

by Josh Sippie
November 20, 2013

Film Noir Titles or Regrettable Lower-Back Tattoos?

by Amanda Marbais
April 8, 2013

Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Levi Greenacres Has a Bright Aura

by Suzanne Yeagley
July 22, 2011

An Open Letter to The Clinging Panther Tattoo on a Middle-Aged Woman’s Arm

by David Hart
September 16, 2010

If Governed by “Truth in Advertising” Laws, What Your Next Tattoo Should Say

by Darren Addy
May 10, 2010

Conversations at a Wartime Café: Conversation 17: New Look Army

by Sean Labrador y Manzano
June 14, 2008

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Why?

by Dan Liebert
September 1, 2004

Alternatives to the “LOVE HATE” Knuckle Tattoo in Order of Increasing Rarity

by Tony Fassu and Charlie Gschwend

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