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March 26, 2024

Terms and Conditions Under Which I Will Accompany You to a Live Musical Event

by Audrey Burges
June 5, 2018

Terms and Conditions for Meeting My Korean Parents at Their Place for Dinner

by Joseph Han
February 25, 2005

Possible New Terms for the Old and Tired Term “Brainstorming.”

by Ed Davis
January 10, 2000

Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”

by Kevin Shay

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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December 20, 2024

Great Philosophers on Santa’s Naughty and Nice Lists

by Amanda Lehr
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An Art Nouveau Calendar for a Terrible Fucking Year

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 19, 2024

An Open Letter to Sarah from Love Actually, to Be Delivered In the Two Seconds Before She Answers Her Phone for the Second Time While Karl Is Tenderly Dry Humping Her

by Una LaMarche
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender