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thomas-jefferson

July 3, 2024

How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza

by Anthony DeThomas
February 19, 2018

Thomas Jefferson Asks for an Extension

by Simon Soros
December 2, 2016

If I Had to Make Out With the Founding Fathers Because Gary Sinise Was Threatening Me With a Gun, This is the Order I’d Go In

by Matthew Prager
January 26, 2012

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “People say President Jefferson had nineteen different mistresses. Dude, Jefferson had Chlamydia—no doubt.”

by Kent Woodyard
July 5, 2011

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?

by Chris White
March 4, 2011

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: When Did Things Get So Mean?

by Chris White
July 27, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?

by Chris White
May 19, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?

by Chris White
May 7, 2010

An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello

by Marinka
January 6, 2010

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?

by Chris White

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