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May 5, 2020An Itinerary For Your Hike to Flaming Bowels of Hell Cave
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 13, 2018Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Sven Drove a Tiny Car, Ate a Big Sandwich
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May 7, 2010An Open Letter to the Gentleman Who Gave Us a Tour of Monticello
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November 21, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Aurora Nibley, Universal Studios Tour Guide
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July 5, 2006More Sections of the New York Times That Help Terrorists
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March 7, 2006Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: I Was in the Navy (Sort Of): An Interview With Alex MacInnis
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October 10, 2003Things for Which I Was Either Reprimanded or Outright Suspended Without Pay When I Was a Teenage Universal Studios Hollywood Tour Guide in the Late Eighties
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