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vampires
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October 30, 2019I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires
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July 22, 2019The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 24: Connecting
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June 30, 2010Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
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November 20, 2009Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
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July 18, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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January 6, 2006Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
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November 10, 2004Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee