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All posts tagged
vampires
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October 30, 2019I Am Just Trying to Have a Civil Online Conversation About Vampires
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July 22, 2019The 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates Easily Explained Through the 1998 Vampire Action Movie, Blade
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September 4, 2018The Zombified Corpse of Vlad the Impaler Will No Longer Be Appearing at Our Literary Festival
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October 30, 2017Vampire Transformation Leave Policy
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 24: Connecting
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June 30, 2010Okay, America: We’re Turning Everything into Vampires
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November 20, 2009Catherine And Heathcliff Audition For Twilight
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July 18, 2007Angela, You’re a Disgrace to the Bloodsluts Empire
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January 6, 2006Sestina: The Buffy Sestina
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November 10, 2004Cruel Nicknames for Overweight Vampires
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 3, 2025At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 3, 2025An Open Letter to the One Other Person of Color at This Hockey Game
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April 2, 2025We’re Committed to Brokering Peace in Ukraine; Also, We’re Invading Greenland