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All posts tagged
weather
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather
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June 20, 2024Concerning Local News Weather Team Promos
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October 27, 2023I Don’t Care if It’s Ninety Degrees, It’s Fall and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
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May 26, 2023When to Turn Your AC on in New England: A Decision Guide
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March 9, 2023An Open Letter to the Month of March
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August 9, 2019Apologies, Our Death-Defying Attractions Are Closed Due to Distant Thunder
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March 20, 2018A Generic First Day of Spring/ Summer/ Autumn/ Winter Conversation
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March 9, 2018Do Eggs Belong On a Burger? That’s Something People Would Be Interested in Reading About, Right?
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December 21, 2017Winterize Your Home
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July 11, 2017Important Political Weather Report: Unprecedented Liberal Smugness Warning
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist