Don’t worry, it will grow back.
Those teeth were just weighing you down.
Isn’t that the operation Michael Jackson had just before he became a white guy?
You know, everything is faux now: faux furs, faux jewels, faux arterial organs.
(inside) You are obviously so Glamour.
Good luck with your cesarean.
So, you just had a nose job.
(inside) THINK FAST!
I’m sure Paul McCartney isn’t the only man who will love a woman with a prosthetic leg.
Sorry about your accident.
(inside) Hope the face works out.
Why don’t you ditch this surgery and save your money for something you really need?
(inside) Like a boob job.