A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042

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2002: Meat Lover’s Pizza

2007: Crust Craver’s Pizza

2012: Fat Person’s Pizza

2017: Overweight Woman’s Pizza

2022: Obese Child’s Pizza

2027: Fat Man’s Surprise

2032: Depressed Couple’s Sad Pizza

2037: Disgusting Pizza, for a Fat Person

2042: Just the Thing for a Sad Fat Guy

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