1. The movie is better!
2. Appropriate for teenagers!
3. Not for Children
4. Good bathroom reading!
5. Don’t leave it lying around the house
6. Fun little book. Scares roommates away
7. Great chants!
8. Gripping
9. The best zombie story yet
10. Oy, Christ!
11. That crazy ol’ coot!
12. Mmmm-leather
13. The best book in the world!
14. The idiot’s guide to being an attention-seeking loser
15. Jeezus Krist!
16. BELIEVE OR DIE!!!!!
Answers:
Bible: 1, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10, 12, 15, 16
Satanic Bible: 2, 6, 7, 11, 14
Both: 8, 13