An Accidental Merging of the 2007 Billboard Year-End Hot 100 With the Operating Report From My Bowel Resection

“I Wanna Love You Up on the Descending Colon”

“Big Things Poppin’ Into the Rectovaginal Septum”

“Buy U a Plastic Wound Protector”

“Hey There, Delilah, We Totally Mobilized the Mesorectum”

“Suddenly I See a Colon Pouch”

“Party Like a Rockstar in Modified Lithotomy Position”

“What Goes Around Comes Around the Pelvic Sidewall”

“Glamorous Anal Verge”

“This Ain’t a Scene, It’s a Very Tedious Cautery and Scissor Dissection”

“Waiting on the World to Change Gloves”