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All posts tagged
higher-ed
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 23, 2025Faculty Fight Night
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 29, 2024Building Your Fantasy Philosophy Department Team
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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February 20, 2025Mac Barnett Has Been Named 2025-26 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature
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February 20, 2025Our Son Lionel’s Back at School