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higher-ed
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 4, 2024A Reminder to Submit Your First Week Attendance to the Registrar, in the Style of Cormac McCarthy’s All the Pretty Horses
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 29, 2024Building Your Fantasy Philosophy Department Team
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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June 6, 2024An Open Letter to the University Hiring Committee
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May 2, 2024University President’s Response to Student Dissent Mad Libs
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April 19, 2024Other Things That Could Be Called The Tortured Poets Department
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires