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higher-ed
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 3, 2025Accurate College Marketing Taglines
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 23, 2025Faculty Fight Night
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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December 3, 2024A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
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April 14, 2025This Applebee’s Goes Hard
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April 14, 2025This Is How We Love: The Foto-Novel
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April 14, 2025As Surgeon General, I Will Replace the Outdated, Inaccurate Body Mass Index with a Group of Catty, Mean-Spirited Middle Schoolers