Linus
The Spiller
Lace
The Soup-Eater
Stilts
The Tailor
Mitochondria
Kimono Boy
The Really Tiny Moth
The Bulimic Cheerleader
Winston Churchill
Vasco de Gama, Jr.
Tickles
The Fig Wasp
Cookies n Creme (tag team duo)
The Healer
El Wusso
The Precocious Feline
The Professor
Balsamic Vinegar
The Stooge
Diabetes
Warren G. Harding
The Wilting Zinnia
The School Boy
The Yearling
The Pediatrician
The Old Coward
Naomi
The Narcoleptic
Magic Realism
More Bad Names for Professional Wrestlers
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The Vegan
The Lonely Marine
Grace Kelly
Peter Billingsley
Swimmer’s Itch
The Orderly
Smarty Pants
Babette
Jivamukti
Paul McCartney
The Shlub
The Shrill Housewife
The Truant Officer
The Dartmouth Grad Student
The Keokuk Optometrist
The Whispering Mime
Aaron Copeland
The Impressionist
The Phonics Expert
Nancy Walker
Hospice Boy
Noel Coward
Frondeur
The Demimonde
The Victim
The Tattletale
Truffle
Victor Kiam
The Poet Laureate
Mrs. Grundy
Burt Hooton
The Pawn
Dale
The Little Ragu
Morrissey