Eating Candy
Wearing Costumes
Carving Pumpkins
Smashing Mailboxes
Egging Houses
TP’ing Front Yards
Drinking Schnapps
Razorblading Snickers
Shitbombing Principal Reynolds’ Beemer
Riding in Squad Cars
Calling Stepdad for Bail
Doing Community Service
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