Sleeping Beauty: “The spindle is a phallus.”
Jack and the Beanstalk: “The beanstalk is a metaphor for man, his desire and his domination of the guarding force that lies inflamed and then limply in between.”
Little Red Riding Hood: “The bed is a metaphor for sexual maturation, which ends after one is stalked by a wolf and eaten alive.”
Goldilocks and the Three Bears: “The bed is a metaphor for sexual maturation, which ends when one runs away after living in someone else’s house and eating their food.”
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: “The story makes allusions to various ancient religions that offered prayers and human sacrifices to the sky in exchange for plentiful harvests.”
Boom Chika Boom Boom: “Collectively, the letters act as allegories for the repetitive nature of language. The palm tree is a phallus.”
Barbie Dreamtopia: “A post-freudian examination of childhood escapism.”
Everyone Poops: “A commentary on man’s unbreakable animalistic connection to nature.”