GILLIGAN’S ISLAND CASTAWAYS: SEVEN DEADLY SINS
The Professor: Pride
Ginger: Lust
Mary Ann: Envy
The Skipper: Gluttony
Mr. Howell: Greed
Mrs. Howell: Anger
Gilligan: Sloth
BARNEY MILLER DETECTIVES: FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF
Harris: Denial
Wojciehowicz: Anger
Dietrich: Bargaining
Fish: Depression
Nick: Acceptance
FACTS OF LIFE GIRLS: FOUR HUMORS
Jo: Yellow bile
Natalie: Black bile
Tootie: Phlegm
Blair: Blood
FRIENDS CHARACTERS: SIX PHASES OF RABIES PROGRESSION
Chandler: Slight pain and numbness at infection site
Rachel: Malaise and flulike symptoms
Ross: Agitation, paranoia, hallucinations
Joey: Excessive salivation
Phoebe: Complete delirium
Monica: Inevitable death
WHAT’S HAPPENING!! BUDDIES: THREE INNER-EAR BONES
Roger: Hammer
Dwayne: Anvil
Rerun: Stirrup