James “Role-Playing Games” Kowzlowsky
Rex “Goo Goo Doll” Goodman
Semicircular-Canal-Vertigo-Disorder Hank Thompson
Enrique “Don’t Touch the Braces! Not the Braces!” Hernandez
Backrub Vinnie Palermo
Willie “Wishful Thinking” Lewis
Sean “Equivalency Degree” McGhee
Dennis “I’m Throwing the Fight” Washington
Sedated Leon Jones
Joe “Juice Box” Boyd
Mickey Rourke