Events From Our Office Functions, Written as Newspaper Headlines

“Rob From Public Affairs Tells Extremely Racist Jokes After One Beer”

“Interest Plunges as Julie From Marketing Tells Again of Brush with Lesbianism”

“David From Floor 3 Gropes Me − Neither of Us Remember!”

“Head of Finance: ’You’ve All Had Enough’”

“Executive Manager Reveals Six Pack of Reserve Beer”

“Shock! Married President Sleeps with Annette From Accounts − Exclusive Interview with Annette: ‘They Lead Separate Lives’”