Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks

A single pinwheel spinning in a light breeze.

Microwave popcorn.

Having two positive thoughts in a row.

Riding a Ferris wheel, as long as there are no fireworks nearby.

A crackling campfire.

The celebratory feeling you get when you cancel plans, especially if those plans involved fireworks.

Birds flying in a V formation, but not too many birds that it’s unsettling.

A pretty good orgasm.

The idea of fireworks.

Sparklers are cool.