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All posts tagged
fourth-of-july
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July 5, 2024President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 3, 2024How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2023John Hancock Explains His Big Signature
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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July 2, 2021Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes on This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores