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July 5, 2024President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 3, 2024How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2023John Hancock Explains His Big Signature
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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July 2, 2021Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes on This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 3, 2025We Democrats Will Fight Back Just as Soon as We Can Get Our Shit Together
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 31, 2025The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer