MITT ROMNEY
Who will be my backup
In case of a crackup?
Or something far worse
Say I’m put in a hearse
And I become a resident
Of a cemetery
Who will then become president?
You can bet not Rick Perry
That guy’s a mouth-breather
And not very nice
And not Gingrich either
And not Condi Rice
Maybe a Hispanic?
This choice is gigantic
What man or woman can project mild glory
While living at the Naval Observatory?
The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals will be available at the bookseller of your choice on June 26.