1. Pledge to fully and faithfully discharge his duties as an elected member of the United States Senate.
2. Deliver his testicles wrapped up in a tidy little package to the Oval Office.
December 6, 2004
Things Arlen Specter Could Do in Order to Secure the Chairmanship of the Senate Judicial Committee (In Ascending Order of Effectiveness)
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