OGDEN NASH: “To Husbands”

To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, wear Item J323, Leather Head Harness with Muzzle.

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EDGAR ALLAN POE: “The Raven”

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my PetSafe® Dog Door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my PetSafe® Dog Door —
Only this, and nothing more.”

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DANTE: “The Inferno”

In the middle of the journey of our life
I found myself in a dark wood,
for the straight way was Lost. Watch full episodes online.

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SHAKESPEARE: “A Sonnet”

Shall I compare thee to a Virtual Sun 32 Tanning Bed?