GAS: The pressure is building …

TAX: On April 15, YOUWILLPAY

ZIT: It just … keeps … growing …

GUM: The shark’s teeth may be gone, but you still shouldn’t go in the water.

LAN: Lots of nerds. Lots of guns. Thirteen-hour running time.

SHY: There is no greater fear …

SOY: The alternative source of protein …

TED: He owns the cable networks. You’re next. (Colorized)

GNU: A hydrogen-bomb test on a Pacific atoll awakens a gigantic prehistoric … antelope!

ELF: Starring Will Ferrell