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1. Nancy
2. Odette
3. Grace
4. Ana
5. Helga
6. Larry
7. Peter
8. Walter
9. Victor

Hurricane: 2, 3, 4, 7, 9
Grandparent: 1, 5,8
Both: 6 (Hurricane Larry in 2021, and my grandfather Larry).

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