Part of ‘P’ and All of ‘Q’ and ‘R’ in the Jobs and Occupations Index of the “Word in Life Study Bible.”

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Priest
Prince, princess
Procurer
Prognosticator
Prophet
Prostitute
Publican
Publisher
Quarry Worker
Rabbi
Reaper
Records clerk (recorder)
Refiner
Registrar
Roadmaker
Robber
Ropemaker
Runner

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