Attends functions at his son’s school
and remembers all the other parents’ names.
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Wrote a really tight spec script for Modern Family.
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Can do a spot-on Nixon impression.
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Understands blockchain technology.
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Has no scratches on his floorboards
despite owning multiple kitchen stools.
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Read Infinite Jest in one weekend.
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Discovered a new species of frogs.
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Has a 6.0 Uber rating.