Is It Your First Summer After College or Did Your Toddler Just Become Eligible for the COVID-19 Vaccine?

1. You have been questioning what you are doing with your life for the past two years.

2. You have the impulse to make out with a lot of people.

3. You are looking for work.

4. Your family just doesn’t seem to get it.

5. You fell asleep while watching cartoons.

6. You feel like you’ve been living in an alternate universe.

7. You don’t remember doing mushrooms, but you have a distinct compulsion to lick the sidewalk.

8. Should you go to grad school?

9. You are second-guessing your choice of roommates.

10. You woke up in urine that was not yours.

First summer after college: 7, 8
Parent of a toddler eligible for vaccine: 6
Both: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 9, 10