General Prologue
The Craft Brewer’s Tale
The Adjunct Professor’s Tale
The Dispensary Doctor’s Tale
The Investment Banker’s Tale
The Hacker’s Tale
The Organic Farmer’s Tale
The Social Media Manager’s Tale
The Walmart Greeter’s Tale
The Drone Pilot’s Tale
The Twitter Activist’s Tale
The Pundit’s Tale
The Militiaman’s Tale
The Tinderella’s Tale
The Mobile App Developer’s Tale
The Plastic Surgeon’s Tale
The Otherkin’s Tale
The Instagram Addict’s Tale
The Rascal Driver’s Tale
The Troll’s Tale
The Yoga Instructor’s Tale
The Pickup Artist’s Tale
The SWAT Cop’s Tale
The One Percenter’s Tale
The Anti-Vaxxer’s Tale