The New Meryl Streep Movie That Will Get Her Nominated
That Preview You Saw Where That Guy From That Show Cries and Tries to Act
The One No One on Earth But the Studio Marketing Team Thinks Will Get Nominated
The Cancer/Aids/Slavery One
Another One Not Directed By a Deserving Female Director
That Book Your Wife Read
Supposed to Be Good But You Know You’ll Never See It
That Foreign Guy With the Unpronounceable Name Everyone Loves Directed This
That Woman You Find Attractive Shows Her Breasts in This But it’s Serious
Everyone Says This is Great But No One Can Tell You What It’s Actually About
Great Inspiring True Story About Someone Who Was Way Uglier Than the Actor Playing Him
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part I