[Fancy Adverb] + [Pedantic Adjective]
[Pompous Adjective] + [Pretentious Noun]
All the [Pompous Adjective] + [Pluralized Pretentious Noun]
The [Elitist Sounding Thing(s) No One Has Heard Of]
The [Embellishing Adjective] Life of [Flamboyant Full Name]
[How/Where/Why] We [Simple Verb]
We [Were/Are] + [Empowering Adjective and/or Pluralized Quaint Noun]
The Things We [Pretty Verb Phrase]
[All the Things We/The Things We All] + [Stuffy Verb or Verb Phrase]
All the Things We All [Sad Verb]