Letters From Friends Who Drink Heavily But Want to Split The Check Equally
Letters From Bus Drivers Who Make Eye Contact In Their Rearview As They Pull Away While You Chase the Bus
Letters From Dads Who Call It Babysitting When They’re Watching Their Own Kids
Letters From People Who Take Up Two Parking Spaces at Trader Joes
Letters From People Who Call When You Text Them
Letters From UPS Guys Who Leave Your Packages In the Bushes
Letters From Vending Machines That Eat Your Money
Letters From Professors Who Still Failed You Even Though You Were Dating
Letters From Small Dogs Who Wag Their Tail Then Try to Bite You
Letters From Your iPhone Battery As It Goes From 100 to 2 Percent In 5 Minutes
Letters From the “For Customers Only” Sign On the Restroom Door
Letters From Retail Employees Who Say “That Looks Great On You” Really Sarcastically
Letters From Bartenders Who Put Way Too Much Ice In Your Drink
Letters From Kids Who Leave Boogers Under Their Desk at School
Letters From Moms Who Dress Their Babies In Shirts That Say MY MOM IS COOL
Letters From Coworkers Who Stole Your Lunch
Letters From Men Who Cut You Off In Traffic Then Drive Really Slow
Letters From People Who Rush Into the Elevator Before Anyone Has Gotten Off
Letters From Roommates Who Leave Half a Cereal Bowl’s Worth of Milk In the Carton
Letters From People Who Call Their Waitress “Hun”