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Welcome to Dead Plant House

Stay Out of the Bedside Drawer

Eat Cheese and Die Happy!

The Curse of the Empty Womb

Werewolf Skin¹

Beware, the ‘Good’ Men

Night of the Tiny Bladder

The Girl Who Cried at Work

The Blob That Ate Everyone¹

Attack of the Internet Trolls

Be Careful Who You Work For…

Calling All Creeps! I’m Right Here!

Monthly Monster Blood

My Best Friend Is Married

Baby Showers Can Be Murder

Go Eat Better!

Don’t Go To Sleep! Think Of Every Awful Thing Instead!

Tick Tock, You’re Dead!¹

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