Name, Lifespan, and Manner of Death of the Clawed African Aquatic Frogs (Xenopus Laevis) That I Have Owned

Stupid, 6 months (found dust covered in front of refridgerator)

Greedy, 11 months (disappeared from tank, presumed dead)

Cooter, 3 months (disappeared from tank, presumed dead)

Ooter, 5 months (found half-dead in study, lived 1 day after his discovery)