Plunging my hand into a steaming pile of chili fries
Quivering with pleasure during a TSA pat-down
Switching positions in a hot, sweaty yoga studio
Huffing a warm tobacco pipe candle at TJ Maxx
Caressing a handrailing in a crowded subway
Squeezing multiple avocados for ripeness at Stop & Shop
Gazing longingly at the back of a tall stranger’s head blocking my view at a concert
Vigorously scrolling through my phone in a public place
Doing shots of Costco samples
Meeting a stranger in a park and hearing them whisper, “Yes, you can pet my dog.”
Aching with anticipation for my turn to order at the coffee shop because the woman ahead of me can’t decide between almond and oat milk
Fondling anyone else’s doorknobs