Fame and Quaker
Monty and Sowing Your
U− and Instant
Justice and Warren
Montezuma and Wild
Cough Drops and Joyce Carol
Carnegie and Honey Bunches of
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Suggested Reads
-
March 22, 2005The Lyrics to the Billy Joel Song “We Didn’t Start the Fire” If They Were Written by a Muskrat Instead of by Billy Joel
-
January 14, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: A Song Familiar Like A Look: Ron Sexsmith’s “Lebanon, Tennessee.”
-
July 11, 2012Hall & Joyce Carol Oates’ Greatest Hits
-
August 16, 2024Oh Dear God, We Forgot to Let P!nk Down
Trending 🔥
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
-
November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
-
November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires