The five stages of grief if you’re Paris Hilton:
1. Confusion
2. Petulance
3. More confusion
4. Beat personal assistant with custom-made dog carrier with dog still inside
5. Buy a monkey
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The five stages of grief if you’re Paris Hilton:
1. Confusion
2. Petulance
3. More confusion
4. Beat personal assistant with custom-made dog carrier with dog still inside
5. Buy a monkey