Likes romantic strolls through moonlit parks seeks…
Dreams about a dog that will fetch seeks…
Wants life-long love now seeks…
Likes making love at midnight, preferably in cool rain, seeks…
Super Svengali seeks…
Skeptical of being “part” of a group seeks…
Weary of stepping out of his “zone of comfort” seeks…
Too willing to take chances with his body seeks…
Second guesses every move he makes seeks…
Won’t talk to strangers seeks…
Used to joke about recurring zit on forehead being portal for aliens who make him feel “not like himself” seeks…
Intrigued by contents of nose seeks…
Moderately involved in comings and goings of local professional sports team seeks…
Not excited about new spring style seeks…
Mood swings beginning to mirror team’s wins and losses seeks…
Starting to believe that alien portal stuff not that he’s crazy, you understand, seeks…
Becomes distraught when team loses seeks…
Major problem drinker seeks…
Would smoke and smoke a lot if only he wasn’t allergic seeks…
Forgets to listen to team on a.m. radio and gets violent when game turns out to be “one to remember” seeks…
Suspects pet cat eyes him spitefully seeks…
Not sure if life-long love is obtainable goal seeks…
Yearning for blind acceptance seeks…
Believes one’s relationship with one’s cat mirrors one’s relationship with world seeks…
Taunted and hazed by older siblings and still scarred by the experience seeks…
Skeptical of “nice” people seeks…