Rejected Lyrics from Earth, Wind & Fire’s 1978 Hit Song “September”

“Ba de ya – your corpse I will dismember”

“Ba de ya – Christian Bale sure has a temper”

“Ba de ya – I need dipping sauce with chicken tenders”

“Ba de ya – why does our band have all these members?”

“Ba de ya – too much Drakkar might overwhelm her”

“Ba de ya – Target bathrooms don’t see gender”

“Ba de ya – Thanksgiving’s in November”

“Ba de ya – Mork used to wear rainbow suspenders”

“Ba de ya – bring me some nachos with extra cheddar”

“Ba de ya – Kimmy Schmidt is played by Kemper”

“Ba de ya – I like the Sweet ‘N Low not Splenda”

“Ba de ya – vaccinate your dog to stop distemper”

“Ba de ya – does this meeting have an agenda?”

“Ba de ya – Fonzie’s coat was made of leather”

“Ba de ya – Anne Sullivan broke through to Helen Keller”

“Ba de ya – I make the smoothies in a blender”

“Ba de ya – Thomas Edison was an inventor”

“Ba de ya – she looks so lonely let’s befriend her”

“Ba de ya – that letter said ‘Return to Sender’”

“Ba de ya – Chrysler needs those car assemblers”

“Ba de ya – if she’s guilty let’s condemn her”

“Ba de ya – I do my grilling on a Weber”

“Ba de ya – Justice Ginsburg is a dissenter”

“Ba de ya – I took a mortgage with my lender”

“Ba de ya – I like my tools by Black and Decker”

“Ba de ya – the winter solstice is in December”

“Ba de ya – I buy my reefer up in Denver”

“Ba de ya – at Appomattox Lee did surrender”

“Ba de ya – Gatorade is a thirst quencher”

“Ba de ya – When I’m hung over my hands tremble”

“Ba de ya – Kevin Bacon starred in Tremors”

“Ba de ya – that wounded guy could use a stretcher”

“Ba de ya – I like Babylonian King Nebuchadnezzar”

“Ba de ya – firefighters squelched that burning ember”

“Ba de ya – I want a nanny like Fran Drescher”

“Ba de ya – Pearl Jam’s singer is named Vedder”

“Ba de ya – I do not like to be peer pressured”

“Ba de ya – I play tennis with Boris Becker”

“Ba de ya – she’s so successful I resent her”

“Ba de ya – that professor just got tenure”

“Ba de ya – Chrissie Hynde is a Pretender”

“Ba de ya – I think Thor is the best Avenger”

“Ba de ya – Pavarotti is a tenor”

“Ba de ya – some say leisure I say leisure”

“Ba de ya – Wynona Ryder was in Heathers”

“Ba de ya – my favorite glue sticks are by Elmer’s”

“Ba de ya – no one tesselates like M.C. Escher”