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Hike of the Narwhal

Evening Stroll of the Snow Geese

Treadmill of the Lemmings

Line Dance of the Caribou

Pass Completion of the Polar Bear

Pole Vault of the Harp Seals

Jog-a-thon of the Muskox

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