Standard Household Measures

Our Kitchen Renovation, Which We Started Five and a Half Years Ago, Is Back On Track

What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars

A Bouncer’s Diary

A D’Agostino Supermarket Receipt Found Left Inside a Copy of Denis Johnson’s Jesus’ Son by the Previous Person to Check it out of the Library, Presumably Used as a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Type of Person Who Reads This

Other Things John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Wished People Shouted at Him

An Open Letter to Lumon Industries Requesting to Please Kindly Insert the Severance Device in My Brain and Keep It on “Innie” Mode for the Next Four Years

Excerpts from The Believer: Resurrector: Black Square

The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign